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*playing a childrens video game*
2003-11-10 17:26:03
I am the leader
I can not be defeated.
"Take that miss Pacman
with your little red boots."
*can be faintly heard:.....These boots are made for walking......*
"What was that? .......................................................................................................................gahhhhhhhhhh!
She is ahead!
*starts hitting T.V. with control*
"DIE MS. PACMAN DIE!!!!!!!!!............................
...............(indian yopping)
*breathing heavily*
[T.V. breaks]
......
oops.
lesson
Expressing your feelings helps create a healthy enviroment.
*cuckoo cuckoo......."WHERE IS THE COMING FROM?!?"
Luv,
Kat ^.^
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Here I am
2003-11-06 18:32:05
I am lost I am here.
*or am I lost.*
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you know I have a story.
were a man whole is strangly talented in fighting.....But something happens that stabs his soul to the ground.
His brother is killed in the first story....but the twist is that he is killed by his best friend strangly he was being controlled by a demon.
This demon has a grudge and will kill anything in the way to hurt this man.
The demon has now gone into hiding ....the man apparently has some strange power that can truly hurt this demon.
you want to know more...
patience is a virtue.
I am planning on posting this story somewhere on a website.
BUT I think I can just have short ... in a way series and post them on the forum.
I will try that.
must try it.
luv
kat.
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Stupidity
2003-10-16 21:35:42
All the things I list I have done since the age of five.
But the thing is I learned from them and learned to dwell from it. You can say I became a lot smarter.
In other words in order to learn one must grow from stupidity.
This is what I found out…..
The difference from hot and boiling hot.
Fire burns the flesh and my friend’s hair.
Jumping off a one-story house hurts like hell and breaks my collarbone.
Goldfish, cats, dogs, and younger cousins can’t fly.
Rolling off my bed and hitting the night stand makes my head bleed.
Running with scissors is a bad idea.
Just because the call me angel doesn’t mean I have invisible wings.
My tub is not a swimming pool so diving brings future problems.
Remember when taking out something out of a tree with a metal pole make sure to tell grandpa to get out of the way when the pole slips and heads straight for his head.
Saying God Damn it in church when my bible falls will get me kicked out.
Roller blading down a steep hill with no brakes will break my left arm.
If my shoelaces are untied I will still fall in a public place.
My best friend will hate me if I listen to music and she passes me a note in class saying she is gay and I reply loudly “I can’t believe you are gay!” in class.
Remember not to scream to the receiver “STOP CALLING MOM HATES IT WHEN YOU CALL.” Thinking it is a telemarketer because it might just be grandma.
When stinking forks into outlets expect to be shocked!
If I plan to fix something electronic MAKE SURE IT’S DISCONNECTED AND THE BACKUP BATTERY IS OUT.
Super glue glues everything together even fingers.
If I make a religion or cult people will follow.
5 years old will believe me if I say I am the antichrist.
Hitting my sister with the broom will cause my sister’s nose to bleed and my parents to yell.
When alone and wearing only a muscle shirt and shorts do not move the table made completely out of glass for the legs will shatter and remember how heavy the table top alone was.
Do not roller blade wearing a charm bracelet because the charm will be jabbed into you hand when trying to break my fall.
Putting a snake in my aunt’s pocket I thought was dead will come back to life.
Leaning against a 550degree pizza oven will burn my stomach.
If a sign says don’t touch don’t touch because it always breaks.
Know that one button can shut down the power of an entire building.
Pressing a button continuously and constantly will cause it to break.
Even if dad says he is invincible, hitting him in the nuts with a baseball bat will bring him to the floor.
When walking slowly in the mud and I see the sidewalk, jumping for the sidewalk means suddenly seeing the sky.
Mixing different hair color chemicals because you wanted to speed up the process will get my sister’s hair from jet black to bright orange.
Not all blondes are airheads.
Tis is very true ----->Stupid way to die
Death by Jell-O.
If a piece of Jell-O gets stuck in your throat there is nothing the hospital can do to help you.
Luv,
Kat -
FOR cRYiNg OUT loUD!
2003-10-02 22:00:50
*Banging head on desk*
Things don't CHANGE and everyone is full OF CRAP. IT is like BlOod WE ARE FULL OF IT!
(whispering: with some exceptions)
NO NO I
am Wrong!
Very wrong!
*Screaming FROM THE TOP OF HER LUNGS "FULL OF IT"*
I am officially Mad.
I have to tell you this!
No matter WHO it is that tells you things are going to CHANGE either it be because They were stupid, they suddenly change there way of thought
YOU NAME IT what ever they say THEY ARE SUPPOSELY GOING TO CHANGE OR HAVE CHANGED
*screaming* DOn't beilieve it!
They only REAson we are on this world is to FREAKING DIE! and our life to be screwed over.
Since the day we were born we began to DIE.
Since we began to talk we started to be screwed over.
And there are NO EXCEPTIONS TO WHOM WILL BE SCREWED. Because it might not be now but Later in your life you might end up thinking
GOD OR THE DOCTORS OR THE FREAKING GOVERMENT
"screwed me over"
AM I RIGHT!
I know I am right.
OH Yeah and for those who say but "they already changed"
HA
ha
If an old firework comes to town you better be watching for sparks
oh yeah for the others
The OLD FLAMEs you thought had Vanished It is like sin IT IS ALWAYS THERE ONLY HIDING.
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A stupid yet unforgetable thing was reminded to me today.
And the same person that started brought back to life. My parents
BUSINESS MAKES MONEY WRITING DOESN'T
All I did was Laugh in there face and told them a quote that was given to me by my mentor.
"I rather fail in something I love
Than Successed In something I hate"
They were like look at the FOOL SHE WANTS TO FAIL.
*Punches the wall and kicks the chair*
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"I don't need this!"
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Ok look I am not saying I don't want money I mean who doesn't
Oh if you are those people that say Money is the root of all evil
Try LIVING WITH OUT IT
oh if you do try that figure out you are going to end up turning to some that has money.
All I am saying IS we need money to live or we need some source of trade to live but it all BEGINS WITH MONEy.
AHhhhhhhh!
So faustrated.
Go to end this with a truth.
"We have in us the will to live. So for those who think they can't go on living know that there is something in this life for you. Don't you dare Live Someone elses life but yourselfs."
Luv-
Kat/Tonbo
^.^
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Choas if no mokeys existed.
2003-09-07 21:34:47
Life With No Monkeys by: Katherine Lopez
Life with no monkeys would mean smaller science books.
America probably wouldn’t have risked sending men to space.
Science classes would be short and science books smaller.
The movie Congo and a movie by Sigovirie Weaver wouldn’t have existed.
We probably wouldn’t have cared much about animals except why they attack us.
Donkey Kong would actually be a donkey.
King Kong wouldn’t have existed or be a 70-foot man who was a king named Kong.
Matthew Broderick would have probably had to wait for another “big break” to become famous.
Planet of the Apes would probably be Planet of the Man Eating Grapes.
Would we truly understand hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil.
What in the hell would replace I R Baboon?
What about Mojo Jo Jo be?
Outbreak would have never existed meaning the monkey Marcel on a FRIENDS episode would have never come out leading no connections to Jean Claude Van Dam to appear and Phoebe would have never said, “If we were in jail ya’ll would be my bitches.”
The old man who is usually on the streets playing an accordion with a monkey would be with a dog instead.
In Dr. Dolittle what other animal can be French and drunk besides a monkey.
What would have happened to the little boy that fell into a gorilla habitat if it was a lion habitat instead?
What would be fun about the movie Rocket Man if the chimp weren’t in it?
In The Animal who else or what else could he fight besides an orangutan.
Would Tang still be selling if it wasn’t for the orangutan?
What other animal could accompany Clint Eastwood in his movies and still be funny?
What will fill up the big chunk at the zoo to replace to monkeys and gorillas?
An episode from Married With Children would be missing.
Monkey Trouble the movie would probably be ….I don’t know….I guess….no…uh…I know Koala Trouble. What do you think? No. THOUGHT SO!!!!!
It would be hard to critize people that truly look like monkeys, chimps, gorillas, and orangutans.
Ahhhhhhhh! The word Butt-monkey wouldn’t have exist. Oh the pain.
In Mickey Blue Eyes what other stuff animal that look like a monkey say I have an opposable thumb.
What other than, “Wild killing Apes control the planet,” will Austin Power’s say to Felicity in the movie Austin Power’s The Spy Who Shagged me.
Would Tarzan or George of the Jungle exist?
The Powerpuff Girls probably never would have existed for it was a monkey that helped put chemical X, that and humans hate making mistakes so it won’t stay Professor Utonium accidentally poured another ingredient.
Oh and the worst one of all! The saying “Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle,” would have never existed.
In other words, Life would be choas with no Monkeys
luv-
kat
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