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It's
2011-12-05 08:54:18
Snowing.
And it's piling.
It's also freezing.
And I have a test and coursework due tomorrow. =__= I don't even if I'll be able to make it into uni with the roads like this....
Damn this weather. Dx -
Limits
2011-12-04 08:12:30
I hate it when lecturers encourage us to be different and original when creating our ideas and concepts for an assignment but then ask for the same thing from all of us.
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Querying the database
You now need to write some queries on your database. The queries must be useful queries and not artificially constructed simply to fulfil the criteria listed. Write SQL statements that will
(i) carry out a join between two tables and use the group by clause.
(ii) execute a sub-query.
(iii) execute a correlated-query using the DATE attribute.
(iv) carry out a self join that uses primary key/foreign key attributes.
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WHAT DO I DO IF I DON'T NEED ANY SELF JOINS IN MY DATABASE?! You don't want us to create queries for the sake of filling the criteria but you'll mark us down if we don't have the query. THE FUCK?
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Ha.
2011-11-28 12:44:16
So it all started when...
Me: YES! LAST PROFESSIONAL ISSUES TEST! YAY! BREAK TIME AFTER THIS!
Katie: What the heck mate? have you forgot we still have:
-Databases Coursework Assignment(Next week)
-Computer Systems Class Test(Next week)
-Databases Class Test(Following week)
-Programming Class Test(Following week)
-Multimedia Project(Following week)
-ACE Coursework 2(Don't know due date)
Katie: Oh and don't forget the lab work assignments we need to do every week.
Lana: Yeah and the Programming Project we need to do over Christmas.
Me: Ha. =__=
WHAT THE-
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2mins
2011-11-24 14:12:32
Damn gales broke my umbrella 2 minutes before I reached my house today.
LIKE SERIOUSLY. I was that close to my house and then it broke. It was probably less than 2 minutes, maybe 1.
F'ing Scottish weather. -
7*9
2011-11-18 14:26:19
[19:20:03] Dennis: what is 7*9
[19:20:05] Dennis: again?
[19:20:06] Dennis: XD
[19:20:16] Dennis: 49 right?
[19:20:17] Dennis: xD
[19:20:18] Dennis: omg
[19:20:19] Aimo: ......
[19:20:26] Dennis: RIGHT ?!
[19:20:26] Aimo: im stunned speechless
[19:20:27] Aimo: at your
[19:20:32] Aimo: craptastic maths skills
[19:20:35] Aimo: USE A DAMN CALCULATOR
[19:20:37] Aimo: XD
[19:20:37] Dennis: THE DOWNLOAD DEPENDS ON IT
[19:20:38] Dennis: D:
[19:20:39] Dennis: LOL
[19:20:43] Aimo: ....it's 63
[19:20:45] Dennis: ....
[19:20:47] Dennis: really?!
[19:20:48] Dennis: o-o
[19:20:49] Aimo: ....
(facepalm)
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