- User Name: Petersonian
- Member Since: Wednesday, January 17, 2001, 5:20 PM
- Name: Ed Peterson
- Studio: Petersonian Industries
- Location: Chicago, IL, USA
- Last Login: 2017-11-20 10:28:25
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Spacedate 1010101.2 and a quarter
Hello, I'm Tenzil Kem, and welcome to 'Wild Archaeology'. Tonight we'll be plumbing the depths of the late 20th/early 21st century to explore recently discovered evidence of until-now-unknown megacorporation Petersonian Industries.
Petersonian Industries looks to have been a major player in the production of Petersonians, which in the absence of any physical evidence whatsoever we can only assume were some form of air freshener. The air of the era being most unfresh, we hypothesize that Petersonian Industries must have underwent an overnight rise to the top, although other experts maintain it happened over the course of the afternoon.
But the stench of corruption was not unknown to this purveyor of potpourri. Just look at recently discovered evidence in the home of a Petersonian Industries employee. This young man was kept in this tiny room and forced to splice together moving pictures and music for the amusement of his cruel, cruel masters. Ironically, it is only here in the home of this poor soul that any evidence of Petersonian Industries still exists.
Over the next hour, I'd be telling you more amazing theories and hypotheses about this incredible discovery, but I've just been told we've been cancelled, so I'm going to go get some lunch instead. Stay tuned for the 1010101.2 and a third News.