- User Name: Sand3
- Member Since: Sunday, February 1, 2004, 2:40 PM
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- Name: Sand3
- Studio: TableTop Productions
- Location: Seattle, WA, USA
- Homepage: http://www.sand3.com
- Last Login: 2012-11-21 23:48:47
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- Journal: Last entry made on 2004-02-01 14:26:24
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[average 119.3 of 231938 opinions; standard deviation 432 ] - Profile: I used to be an exterior designer, but people stopped liking my work and I lost my job. Nobody wants gingerbread any more. It used to be all the rage. So now I live alone in the Black Forest and have a nice, self sufficiant little farm. It's really quite lovely, but the only visitors I seem to get through are kids attracted by the smell of gingerbread. The little punks kept eating my house and it was driving me so crazy I started a rumor that I eat children. This worked well enough until one of them decided to call my bluff. Imagine my embarrasement when I actually had to eat her fat, little brother. He tasted absolutely aweful too. Children are not a very good foodstuff. I reccomend austrich. I raise a few of them. They don't eat gingerbread.