- User Name: Alutegra
- Member Since: Monday, November 14, 2005, 10:19 AM
- Name: Integra Hellsing
- Studio: State of Insanity
- Location: State of Insanity, USA
- Last Login: 2014-08-14 06:20:38
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- Profile: Welcome to the State of Insanity.... I am the Empress, Gothic Guardian.... Everyone is welcome here.... As long as you follow a few simple rules....
-*) Rule one: No flames.... Insanity is made of highly flammable material. One little spark and you’ll be facing a huge blaze in seconds....
Rule two: What happens in Insanity is admissible in the American Court System.... So, don’t try getting into trouble.... But your range isn’t as limited here.... Remember that.
Rule three: All secrets are to be kept in the Secret Vault. It’s location is, of course, secret.... But you can make deposits in our Word Bank. All withdrawals must be co—signed by the person it is about (and/or the one who made the deposit). Personal secret withdrawals must be approved by the Bank’s manager Mr. M. Webster. Merriam will be sure to take care of your secrets with the utmost secrecy. Processing of Trade Secrets takes about five to eight unbusy days....
Rule four: Any littering is illegal. Unless you’re littering into a trash receptacle.
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Thank you and have a wonderful time.... All are welcome to the State of Insanity.
And, if ever you wish to, you can cross the border and visit the State of Confusion.
Ja, ne?