What's Your Chinese Astrological Sign?

imadude · Post by **imadude** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:15 am

so your saying your incapable of having children

Truest-Chaos · Post by **Truest-Chaos** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:19 am

I'm a Wood Rat

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Dannywilson · Post by **Dannywilson** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:06 am

imadude wrote:so your saying your incapable of having children

more or less.

MistyCaldwell · Post by **MistyCaldwell** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 5:30 am

Earth Horse

The description was a nice little ego trip telling me how perfectly balanced I am with no chance for a happy love life but with lots of money to keep me company. So far, that is pretty much opposite ^_~

The part about me liking to be in great big crowds was way off. The chinese screwed up this time...

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:10 am

Rat People tend to live underground and eat old, moldy things. Hence, you're very fat. Hahahaha fatty.

Eating Tips for Wood Rats: STOP EATING

[AV] Wolfwood · Post by **[AV] Wolfwood** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:47 am

FIRE TIGER

Suddenly you are mesmerized by the eloquent eyebrows, yes, eyebrows, of that very vital face.

To know Fire Tigers is to love Fire Tigers.

you must luv me b4 u get to know me 8)

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:06 am

I'm an Earth Dragon.

MAS PRODUCTIONS · Post by **MAS PRODUCTIONS** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:23 am

Im a Wood Ox. My profile on another site is almost spot on with my personality:

Ox people are hard-working and persistent, they can stick at a task longer and go at it harder than anybody. They believe in themselves and tend to classify almost everything into two basic categories, bad and good. They hold up their high standards as a model and severely judge those who don't aspire to maintain these same ideals.
Ox people are not social or party animals, they tend to be quiet when in a party. Although appears to be tranquil, in fact, Oxens are ponderous but impulsive when angry. They are capable of fearsome rages, therefore, it is better not to cross an Oxen.

Ox people are observant, they have remarkable memories and are good at reporting on absolutely everything they observe. Go ask an Oxen if he remembers who were at the party 8 months ago, most likely, he will name them one by one to you.
In the home, the Ox is a great guy to have around. In business, the OX can succeed in the arts, a contracting business, or an estate., thanks to their creative nature. And since an Ox is intelligent and good at his hands, he can be a good surgeon as well.

Ox people are stubborn and dogmatic, they believe in their decision and will never regret. They are also very close to their families. disappointedly, Oxens often find that those who are close to them fail to understand them. Nevertheless, they are patient, and caring and that makes the Oxen the best friend you can ever have.
Oxens are very responsible and loyal. Ox people are seldom jealous. but they will be jealous of their rights; and the fidelity of a husband or a wife is one of their rights. They are very family-oriented, conservative and faithful.

Also my compatabilty is pretty spot on as well:

Rat 88 - A stable and steady relationship
Ox 72 - Conservative! Mutually protect & provide
Tiger 33 - Almost impossible to make it work.
Rabbit 72 - This could work.
Dragon 52 - Don't, two of you will fight constantly.
Snake 85 - This union can be a good one.
Horse 37 - Unfortunately, they are part.
Goat 56 - Probably not.
Monkey 81 - Nice. They are compatible and stable.
Rooster 86 - You are lucky enough to find each other.
Dog 62 - Difficult, but possible.
Pig 69 - why not, it worths a try.

My best friend is a rat and my sister is a dragon. The description of these two are perfect.

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:04 am

klinky wrote:Wood Rat :O

Satomi, let's got out...

<_< >_> so long as you're a girl and all...

I am in fact a girl but have no interest in going out with anyone and I might "accidently" kill you.

[AV] ChOjIn 69 · Post by **[AV] ChOjIn 69** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:13 am

OmniStrata wrote:http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horos ... ooster.htm

HOLY FACKIN' SHIT!!! THAT'S o ME!!!!

/me is amazed at how STUPIDLY accurate this description is...

I'm a big metal Coc... er Rooster! ^_^

Ditto here, although this is hardly surprising, given that we were born in the same year, although Omni is ahead of me by several months i believe.
Most of the stuff in the fortune seems true enough, although I dont believe myself to be exceedingly arrogant <looks pointedly at Omni> and I dont consider myself to be much of a loner. On the other hand I'm just amused to be a <ahem> metallic Cock.....