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OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:49 pm

DAMN that's a good one ^_^

Truest-Chaos · Post by **Truest-Chaos** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:35 am

How many masochist pigs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Let the bitch clean up in the dark.

Can you look past such things as "things"?

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:15 am

knock knock

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:23 am

WHO'S THERE

[AV] ChOjIn 69 · Post by **[AV] ChOjIn 69** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:54 am

Four sisters go to the church confessional to confess. The first sister enters and says:

Sister #1: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Sister #1: "I have touched a man's penis with my finger"
Priest: "Go wash your finger in the holy water"

The first sister goes to wash her finger while the second sister enters

Sister #2: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Sister #2: "I have touched a man's penis with my hand"
Priest: "Go wash your hand in the holy water"

The first sister goes to wash her hand while the third sister attempts to enter the confessional but is instead shoved violently away by the fourth sister.

Preist: "What was that for? Couldn't you wait your turn?"
Sister #4: "Listen here, there is no way in hell that I'm drinking that water after she dips her ass in there!!!"

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 11:20 am

CLASSIC BUDDY! ^_^

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:53 pm

madam

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:46 pm

is this continued

MADAM WHO

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:28 pm

MADAM FINGER'S STUCK IN THE DOOR

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:40 am

LOLOLOL BOBBY

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