funny anime questions

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:14 am

Sorry for the double post, but I don't think it's time for this thread to die.

Q: Why was Brandon Heat so quiet on Gungrave?

TexAK83 · Post by **TexAK83** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:12 pm

A: Terrible memory - he couldn't remember more than five words at a time, so they cut most of his lines from the script.

Q: Open.

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:04 pm

megaman917 wrote:
Zero wrote:No. It's not that is wasn't funny it's just that it's wrong.
Q: What was wrong with it? Please explain. Was it too violent or something?

Emilang1000 asked the question and asked for an illustration. It's not like there are pictures of Escaflowne, Unit 01, and Wing Zero all fighting each other.

WOAH HOO HOOO!!! have i got you there.. Look in Wizard Anime supplement.... they did a fight between unit one and Wing zero before.^^ And it wasnt pretty.

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:33 pm

Q: Just how long can we keep up the mindless jibber jabber before this thread is locked?

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:55 pm

A: Pretty dang long if this thing has lasted for 111 pages!

Q: MATCH GAME QUESTION!!!

Sousuke Sagara is pretty thick headed when it comes to girls, especially his friend Kaname Chidori. For her birthday, he thought he was being romantic when he bought her a _________________.

(Fill in the blank)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:59 pm

A: few 19th century style sex toys.

Q: Open.

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:02 pm

A: MATCH GAME QUESTION!!!

Q: After watching Paranoia Agent, I felt a bit disturbed in the head, but dismissed it as just my imagination. It wasn't until I was going to bed when I heard my _______________ wish me good night that I got scared!

(Fill in the blank)

~Otaku-Man

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:25 pm

A:BIG JUICY PENIS!(tribute to a famous member here)

Q: when in a horror anime.. what are the rules to follow to survive?(think scary movies rules please)

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:11 am

A) 1. Don't be black, you'll go first
2. Don't be blonde, you'll be violently raped then get your head cut off
3. Never go down the dimly lit hall way, you'll die violently to the knife killer

4. Don't be the smart guy, the killer will pick you out of the crowd so you can't reveal how to kill him
5 (and this is the important one). don't be the people getting killed, BE THE KILLER!!!

Q) What are the rules that apply to all fights in almost every anime?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:16 pm

A:
RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR ANIME FIGHTS

1. The name of any and all attacks must be shouted in a Kiai, even if it's a card duel or Go match.

2. Much staring, grunting, sweating, and twitching of the left and/or right eye must be present for at least 2/3 of the match, whether on the part of the participants or the immediate audience.

3. If the hero is fighting a mook/red-shirt/grunt, the fight may only last for as long as long as it takes for the hero to break a sweat or one minute, whichever comes first, and the hero may sustain no damage.

4. If the opponent is an Henchman, the fight may only last as long as one episode, or twenty minutes between two episodes, whichever comes first, and the main character main only sustain minor damage.

5. If the opponent is a boss, but not the final boss, the fight may only last for up to 4 full episodes or 100 total minutes between any number of episodes, whichever comes first, and the hero may sustain heavy damage, but only enough to put them into a comatic state for no longer than 2 episodes for every 20 minutes of the fight.

6. If the fight is one involving the hero and the final boss, it may last for any number of episodes, and must commence as such... the hero must at first seem to win, then the villain must pull some stunt to wipe the floor with the hero, until finally a Deus Ex Machina in the form of an Epiphany, Uber-Good Draw, Boost of Power, Transformation, or any combination of the four, occurs on the part of the hero, at which point the villain again gains more power, but ultimately gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter in the most explosive and/or demeaning way possible (platter optional).

Should any of these rules be broken, the show will immediately be declared "original" and be forbidden to be mentioned as, made reference to, or compared against, a Fighting/Competition Anime.

Q: Why are anime guy's legs usually about 3 to 4 times the length of their torsos?