Okay, for those of you not familiar with the idea, you post lyrics to an anime version of the "Real American Heroes" commercials. These can either be anime character stereotypes or anime FAN stereotypes.
To give you an idea, and get this thing started, here goes:
POCKY PRESENTS... REAL ANIME HEROES
REAL ANIME HERO~ES
Today we salute you, Mr. Uber-Gen-One-Transformers-Fan
Mr. Uber-Gen-One-Transformers-Fa~n!
You know that Prime is the one, and only leader of the autobots.
Always has been, always will be.
Suck on my Hot Ro~d!
Only you were ticked when you heard that Bumblebee was a
Sexy new Camaro, and not a sixty-seven beetle.
Where's my love bu~g!?
Your idea of foreplay is rolling up in a ball and shouting "ROLL OUT"
as she spanks you silly.
D~IDN'T need that ima~ge
So pop open a box of Pocky, Mr. Uber-Gen-One-Transformers-Fan,
Because no one supports his robo-troops like you.
Mr. Uber-Gen-One-Transfo~rmers-Fan!
Real Anime Heroes: The sequel, part two... Again
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EmilLang1000
- Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 3:10 pm
- Location: In yer base, killin' yer dudes!!!
Real Anime Heroes: The sequel, part two... Again
You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
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wurpess
- rabid fangirl
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:44 pm
- Status: BLAAAARGH!!!!! -_-
- Location: The happy place in my head
I got bored and decided to give it a try. Didn't feel like thinking of something else, so I went with the Pocky as well. 
Pocky presents REAL ANIME HEROES.
~Real anime heroes.~
Today we salute you, Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.
~Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.~
In times of war, we can always count on you to show up in your huge, multi-billion dollar, highly advanced killing machine and save the world from being obliterated by the forces of evil.
~What's that?! It's coming right at us!~
With your ego, you know that there is no reason to use normal military equipment when its so much cooler to tramp your angst ridden self out onto the battle field in a giant robot suit, pull out your enormous cannons and blow the enemy to smithereens.
~I think someone's compensating.~
There is nothing more priceless than the look on your enemy's face when they realize that they didn't come prepared for ten tons of raw killing power.
~I really need to change my pants now!~
So open up a box of Pocky, Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot,
Because of you, we can sleep better knowing the world will not be blown up by aliens.
~Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.~
Pocky presents REAL ANIME HEROES.
~Real anime heroes.~
Today we salute you, Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.
~Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.~
In times of war, we can always count on you to show up in your huge, multi-billion dollar, highly advanced killing machine and save the world from being obliterated by the forces of evil.
~What's that?! It's coming right at us!~
With your ego, you know that there is no reason to use normal military equipment when its so much cooler to tramp your angst ridden self out onto the battle field in a giant robot suit, pull out your enormous cannons and blow the enemy to smithereens.
~I think someone's compensating.~
There is nothing more priceless than the look on your enemy's face when they realize that they didn't come prepared for ten tons of raw killing power.
~I really need to change my pants now!~
So open up a box of Pocky, Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot,
Because of you, we can sleep better knowing the world will not be blown up by aliens.
~Mr. Really-Big-Battle-Mech-Pilot.~
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devilsmaster
- Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:04 am
I dont have any lyrics of the american heros, from where i can get that for myself.
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older_gohan
- Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:21 pm
- Location: With my girl friend, making out.
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Pocky Presents REAL ANIME HEROS
~Real Anime Heros~
Today we salute you, Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword.
~Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword~
With your cunning speed, and ability to move around enemies at speeds that your foes can't see. You amke your stand.
~I wish we hadn't hired discount store guards~
We are all assured that with one swing of your sword, every enemy within a fifty foot radius will have their head chopped off and even some who aren't in reach.
~I hope they had some good health insurance~
And we know that your arch enemies daughter will fall into your arms and sleep with you upon seeing you for only a brief second.
~I bet she's slept with two hundred others~
So pop open a box of Pocky, Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword;
because we know that your sword must be a pain in the ass to swing around.
~Mw. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword~
~Real Anime Heros~
Today we salute you, Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword.
~Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword~
With your cunning speed, and ability to move around enemies at speeds that your foes can't see. You amke your stand.
~I wish we hadn't hired discount store guards~
We are all assured that with one swing of your sword, every enemy within a fifty foot radius will have their head chopped off and even some who aren't in reach.
~I hope they had some good health insurance~
And we know that your arch enemies daughter will fall into your arms and sleep with you upon seeing you for only a brief second.
~I bet she's slept with two hundred others~
So pop open a box of Pocky, Mr. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword;
because we know that your sword must be a pain in the ass to swing around.
~Mw. Ultimate-Ninja-with-a-Big-Ass-Sword~