Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:48 am

A: For her feeling pain and being on the verge of death are a 100x better than sex. She want the crap beaten out of her. She's a masochist.

Q: Based on that, what kind of secret life Rei really lead?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:29 am

A. Being a celebrated Snuff film actress.

Q. If she's so famous, why does she live in a crappy apartment?

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:41 pm

A: When you spend as much money on drugs as she does, you try to live in a nice place.

Q: What's her barbiturate of choice?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:15 pm

bar·bi·tu·rate (bär-bĭch'ər-ĭt)
Any of a group of barbituric acid derivatives that act as central nervous system depressants and are used as sedatives or hypnotics.

A: Whatever the hell was in her I.V. tube.

Q: What happens to Asuka when she was given the same I.V. tube as Rei?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:36 pm

A. FAST ASUKA!....sloooow asuuka.......FAST ASUKA!....sloooow asuuka.......

Q. What about Shinji and everyone else that matters?

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:55 pm

A: They're all dead, the world ended.

Q: Or did it?

hasteroth · Post by **hasteroth** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:23 pm

A: No one can say for sure.

Q: Really?

Albireo Imma · Post by **Albireo Imma** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:24 am

A. Wait if it really did end, then why're we here?

Q. See above.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:49 am

A: Below.

Q: What would an anime rendition of Final Fantasy 1 be like?

Albireo Imma · Post by **Albireo Imma** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:09 am

A. It wouldn't be too bad... Though i have a hard time imagining those turn based battles

Q. In FF7 Advent Children, why were there no Chocobos?