Guide me in the ways of pyromaniacism.

Truest-Chaos · Post by **Truest-Chaos** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:17 pm

Fire is pretty and kinda shiny, but you can't eat it or touch it, which sucks.

Mr. Bucket · Post by **Mr. Bucket** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:19 pm

well..... you kinda can touch it, but it hurts.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:23 pm

Get your hands on some sodium or potasium and toss it into a lake/river, hilarity will ensue

Mr. Bucket · Post by **Mr. Bucket** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:27 pm

yeah, sodium plus water = boom it is teh cool

Brolli411 · Post by **Brolli411** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:28 pm

bucket - I don' think gasoline is the best way to melt something. Maybe propane, but gasoline is a good way to blow things up.

Jon - What will that do, fizz up the lake?

Mr. Bucket · Post by **Mr. Bucket** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:31 pm

no, im not joking, Gasoline melts styrofoam.... thats how napalm is created, im serious, thats also the ingredient that makes it flammable.

Brolli411 · Post by **Brolli411** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:35 pm

Oh, I see. I didn't really think of it as a matter of joking, but more of ignorance, but it 'blew up' in my face.

/cheey humor

RadicalEd0 · Post by **RadicalEd0** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:37 pm

this thread has my approval of being really super cool

just thought you'd like to know that

Brolli411 · Post by **Brolli411** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:48 pm

I'm very proud ed...

Wanna funny story?

Me and a friend had one of those huge plastic coke bottles. We were covering up the top with that foam shoe cleaner, because when it lit, then broke through the layer of cleaner, the flames would implode into the bottle, then burst back out. Anyway... We decided to get out the spray lighter fluid (the compressed kind). We were spraying that around with a lighter at the end, having fun, getting high on the fumes, ect. They have a nice 69' Mustang convertible in their garage where we were doing this. His parents were expected home soon so I said, "What If your parents smell the lighter fluid." He goes "So what, what if the car catches on fire" Then the next spray he hits the car and catches the fold away roof on fire. Luckily we got it out before any damage was done...Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires.

Mr. Bucket · Post by **Mr. Bucket** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:49 pm

brolli411 wrote:Oh, I see. I didn't really think of it as a matter of joking, but more of ignorance, but it 'blew up' in my face. /cheey humor

Thats fine, i joke a lot and im pretty stupid too, so i can see how you would think that i was joking/ignorant. but it works i have done it before, and my dad was a marine, who blew shit up so he told me about it.