Corbo BASH anyone?

[paizuri]

Now, here's the thing... can we do drugs off the hooker's asses while playing DDR and partake in unsafe sexual activity whilst downing a shot of tequilla courtesy of the almighty Whorebox?
-N

We gotta be efficient with these things Nate...We have to do the drugs off the hooker's asses while playing co-ed naked cooperative DDR and partaking in unsafe sexual activities whilst downing shots of tequila courtesy of the almighty Whorebox IN THE HOT TUB.

Electrical cords and other hazards be damned, I say!!!

[moooooo]

I only get three cartons? I'm shocked!

Now, here's the thing... can we do drugs off the hooker's asses while playing DDR and partake in unsafe sexual activity whilst downing a shot of tequilla courtesy of the almighty Whorebox?

And can there be naked people only in the hot tub? Only the naked people would consist of myself, a gaggle of hookers, Hsien, and Paizuri? Can ya hook me up?

This is exciting.

-N

Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. <----WINKY FACE

I'll bring you an extra carton if ya need it. I'm gonna buy a few here down at school before I go back home.
8.75 a pack at home = bad
Carton for under 30 at school = Good

[paizuri]

Everyone needs to...tell a story from a past corbo bash ie: Paizuri passing out, and almost having his stomach shaved by an insanely sweaty drunken Tom.

Insanely sweaty drunken Tom will haunt my nightmares for years to come. But in a good way.

Ooh, I've got a related story! After my girlfriend's sister decided to stay at the hotel instead of at my place, I left paizuri to stay with our Duke friends so I could have my apartment alone with my girlfriend for the night. And then our Duke friends ditched paizuri Which is why he was passed out on the floor there in the first place!

Corbo Bash is fun for everyone!!

...and then I almost stepped on that poor buca's balls as I snuck back into the room at 6 am.

Not to mention that the reason you were sneaking back at 6 am was because I had suggested to you earlier the perfect hook-up spot in the hotel away from prying eyes! What goes around comes, I guess.

[Kusoyaro]

Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. <----WINKY FACE

YES, WE KNOW IT'S A WINKY FACE, DUMBASS!

Heh.

This time, you fuckers better not call me begging for me to bring soda because someone forgot...only for me to go to the gift shop and buy 10 20 ouncers for $2 each, and then have to lug them several blocks down the street in my backpack...and then arrive to find an entire bathtub full of soda waiting for me.

[moooooo]

Only if I can be one of the hookers bro. <----WINKY FACE

YES, WE KNOW IT'S A WINKY FACE, DUMBASS!

Heh.

This time, you fuckers better not call me begging for me to bring soda because someone forgot...only for me to go to the gift shop and buy 10 20 ouncers for $2 each, and then have to lug them several blocks down the street in my backpack...and then arrive to find an entire bathtub full of soda waiting for me.

I just got a particular penchant for the winky face asshole! Don't judge me!

Seriously man, at the time last year, it really looked like we we're gonna have no soda to mix drinks with, then a few randoms walked in with tons of soda, saving the day, and making you look dumb in the process. <-----WINKYYYYY FACEEEEEE

Only a less than 3 months away. Woohoo.

[Gigundous]

well considering that i was the premature corbo bash ejactulator last year i feel ashamed and apalled at being so late in delivering my stylistic remarks.

Word

With all the red tape out of the way i'm simply going to list some expectations

1) more stairwell hook ups from Murder City Moooooo
2) more fun with shaving cream
3) less underage fan girls who have to take a shoulder tackle by pairzuri to get the fuck out of dodge
4) a proportional more intoxicated Amv panel without people bitching so loudly and crudely that the last two people leave
5) a midnight streak lead by the original basher himself, M.C. Corbo, photographs curtisy(man i can't even spell that damn word) of me to be immediately posted onto the web before they decide to sober up
6) We definitely need a little Way getting with random hot anime school girl chick, that was too much fun as a group project.
7) Hookers Hookers Hookers!
8) That annoying budha looking kid brad, yeah he shouldn't show up, i don't think anyone likes him...... him and his aikido!

WOOO! thats all i expect! HOT DAMN THE TRAILER PARK IS GONNA BE ROCKING WITH STORIES OF THIS CORBO BASH!

[getzburg]

Let me open by saying: I propose that we do drugs off the hookers' asses, while banging them, in the hot tub, while they play DDR with their hands, and we yell the directions as we watch the displays.

"YEAH, BABY, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT RIGHT FORWARD! OH SHIT, HERE COMES A COMBO!"

That being said, WOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAA! I'm already crazy psyched for this year's Otakon. Some events I hope to partake of once again:

- the 100-meter drunken AMV competition viewing!
- the Bob-sitting! First one to kill him, wins!
- the annoying jailbait fangirl shotput! Paizuri is our reigning champion, but ten bucks says I can put her through drywall!
- the lingual biathlon! Have extended, intelligent conversations in what, to onlookers, sounds like Swahili!
- and of course, the DDR balance triathlon! All you have to do is stay standing, and I'll be impressed!

For those of you who didn't make it into last year's Corbo Bash, or for those who're just looking for some fond remembrances, I direct you to my photo album, where many a happy picture of drunken, sweaty yahoos is said to reside.

ATTENTION: If anyone fucking cockblocks me, I will pitch you out the goddamn window. Believe me when I say this. If you are under 6 feet tall, it'll be off the roof.

I am now accepting applications for Assistant Vice Doorman! Send resumes and experience hugging unfamiliar guys named Gary to getzburg@getzburg.net

[moooooo]

Jesus christ I forgot how disgusting sweaty it was in there. Why don't I remember it being that bad? Seriously, there is no way that is all sweat on Tom. He had to have jumped into the booze tub or something. If he didn't though, it's freaking horrific.

I'm glad I was too drunk to remember the insane heat, but I do remember you and Charlene sitting on the floor talking through grunts and strange half words. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but it seemed to make sense to you guys at the time. All of this was happening over a passed out Andy if I remember correctly.

[getzburg]

I think Tom mostly looks that bad because he was DDRing. I look that bad because I'm a fat bastard and I sweat standing perfectly still in a blizzard.

Thankfully, the room should be a bit bigger this time, so it won't be quite so stuffy.

Crapfully, the hot tub is gonna make the humidity go through the roof.

Ah well, guess I'll just pack mad extra t-shirts.

[Random Battle]

Well this year seems pretty promising, and in addition to all the crazy shit we're bringing, I'll be bringing the greatest party accessory of all,............ calm yourselfs,........it's me! Yes, me, Bob!
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.....uh, maybe I hyped that one up too much, but whatever.

Man, crazy memories, very few at that, from last year:

- Me, Brad, and Rick explaining, teaching, and talking about Martial Arts for about an hour and a half, geez, and then me falling for Brads "Hey Bob lay down for a minute, I want to show you a hold........of course it won't hurt."

- Mike. Nuff said.

- Brad sitting on me. Now, it wasn't as painfull as it looked in the picture, even though my face turned the same color as my shirt.

- and it being my first Corbo Bash.

This year will be soooooooooooooooooooo much crazier.