What's Your Chinese Astrological Sign?

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Post by Arigatomina » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:48 pm

http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horos ... h_lamb.htm

Yeah, I'm an earth lamb. :? I almost got the Metal Monkey, but I was off by two lousy days...I always knew I was born under the wrong sign. Such is fate. ~_~

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Post by Beefmaster10000 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:04 pm

I am a wood rat:

Rat people are so charming and attractive they are always surrounded by friends and admirers. They can also be lone tumbleweeds, seldom making lasting friendships. Known as Perfectionists, they never want to lose face. It takes an understanding friend to get them to "put on the dancing plumes." Rat people have vivid imagination and are known for creating extraordinarily magic moments in time. Not surprisingly, the sensitive Rats have the gift of insight and clairvoyance, so you better watch out what you think around them! Rats enjoy being leaders and pacesetters and usually enjoy extraordinary success in life.

Hearty Bean Soup is one of the keys to good health for a Rat!!

Wood rats don't care about firecrackers and whiz-bam-boom special effects. Still waters run very deep! Somewhat introverted and shy in social gatherings, Wood Rats nevertheless make a big impact when it comes to career, finance, and entrepreneurial projects. A big ego keeps this one focused on the big picture, talking only when necessary to make the next move. The enterprising Wood Rat knows and lives the rules in human dynamics: compromise, flexibility, "playing it by ear," the Golden Rule, and generosity. In the Love Boat, don't expect the Wood Rat to whisper a lot of sweet nothings; again, still waters run deep. They don't need words, they ACT their love, showering affection, kindness, and respect on their loved ones, who love them in return.

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Post by Leanan » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:19 pm

I'm a wood tiger.

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Post by klinky » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:26 pm

Wood Rat :O

Satomi, let's got out...

<_< >_> so long as you're a girl and all...

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Post by Roke » Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:37 am

Damn near all of these fucking signs say that you're witty/charming/rich/a natural born leader.

What the fuck. If everybody was REALLY like that, wouldn't life be a lot better???
"Kagome: Im so mad at Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Than leave if you want I dont crae! FEH!"

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Post by Dannywilson » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:17 am

Metal Rooster here, kinda sums me up, kinda doesn't.
"in the morning when i have wood..i like to walk around my house and bump random shit with it.... " -Random comment on grouphug.us

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Post by Wonka » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:54 am

Thats fucking crazy how accurate that is.

Of course Roke, not everyonr is going have some of these traits be as strong as others, but I bet if everyone took a step back and realy looked at themselves, the would probably display at least some of each of the traits.

Btw Satomi, where about in Austin do you live?

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Post by imadude » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:57 am

im a wood ox

Oxen in China are put on a pedestal. So it goes with Oxen people. Oxen are bright, peace-loving, often easy-going and trusting. But, on the other hand, they can also be stubborn, methodical, and fiercely competitive, with, shudder, fierce tempers to boot. Oxen are natural born mentors and life is filled with examples of people who have gone on to great success because of them. Mentally and physically alert to the point of genius, many Oxen belong to Mensa. They can create the most imposing structures, magnificent sculpture, and homes. They respond like poets to the beauties of nature and of solitude. Oxen are unique, they are The Flower that bursts through the crack of cement.

Bird's Nest Soup and Bean Curd are among the keys to good health!!


Great fun these Wood Oxen, with their marvelous sense of humor that patches up just about everything in their path, winning chuckling friends along the way. Like typical oxen, they are open-minded, with a "laissez-faire" philosophy towards others. They conduct their own lives with a strong moral code and receive and deserve admiration and trust for their integrity. Practical all the way, Wood Oxen never make rash decisions and are always considerate of the needs of others. Another story is money! Finances are not too stable because of that old devil Credit! Why, they would buy a dinosaur if they were just offered one with a dollar down and a dollar a week. Not only that, they lend money to friends, not a good idea! Despite a volatile financial life, their careers are pretty successful. Since they are generally such quick learners, all they have to do is control their impulsive spending and try saving for a change. When it comes to moonlight and roses, Wood Oxen have it made. Because they are such good communicators, they know that nothing chills a romance like a cold shoulder. They talk over differences right away, never letting trifles build up into resentments. Wood Oxen are very devoted to their family and family life is rich with treasure



thats pretty much me

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Post by Vale » Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:24 am

Im a freaking fire rabbit. At least Im not a wood cock. Sorry, just had to do that.
im sorry, i retrect the last statment.

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Post by Dannywilson » Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:37 am

I'm a hard metal cock.
ROFL
"in the morning when i have wood..i like to walk around my house and bump random shit with it.... " -Random comment on grouphug.us

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