Worst thing to say at a con

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:55 pm

Me, I stood up in the middle of yon Yaoi Pajama Party at jacon, turned to AMV_4000 and said "IF YOU EVER... EVAR SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL BEND YOU OVER AND **** YOU IN THE ASS!¡!"

That turned a few heads, and got a few chicks hawt.

SnhKnives · Post by **SnhKnives** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:55 pm

"hey guys.....turns out i was just kidding when i said we had a room..."

"you mean we dont have a place at the con hotel?"

"..........no no....i mean at all...."

or

"hey look...SnhKnives is here"

Kurai Seraphim · Post by **Kurai Seraphim** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:37 pm

Heh, I was staff at AZ this year and as a hall nazi I had fun telling other staff people whom I most certainly recognized that they couldn't pass just to see how they'd react. It was kinda funny until some people sincerely got confused (sorry Nightowl) and combined with fatigue I actually didn't recognize one of the con guests. Once I clicked, I immediately apologized in English and Japanese, explained it was just a joke, and escorted the man to his seat.

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:18 am

LantisEscudo wrote:
Senta wrote:"CHAIR!!!"
Seconded. Anyone who's been to a con before will dogpile you for doing this. I actually saw a con chairperson threaten to lynch anyone who tried to get the chant started.

OMG I almost forgot the chair thing...
Next otakon skit we'll be the distruction of the chair though
this is otakudom did-it already

MadNavigator · Post by **MadNavigator** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:18 pm

The honest-to-gosh worst thing to say at a Pacific Northwest anime con?

Shouting out, "OH MY GOD! IT'S KIN FREON!"

Try it. Let the hilarity ensue. 8)

Org Profile · Post by **Vlad G Pohnert** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:21 pm

Calling older AMV creators "Dad"

Vlad

MadNavigator · Post by **MadNavigator** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:48 pm

Or right at a scene in an anime where someone hits someone, yelling out "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

AMV_4000 · Post by **AMV_4000** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:05 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:Me, I stood up in the middle of yon Yaoi Pajama Party at jacon, turned to AMV_4000 and said "IF YOU EVER... EVAR SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL BEND YOU OVER AND **** YOU IN THE ASS!¡!"

That turned a few heads, and got a few chicks hawt.

oh, i forgot about that... what about when i stood up half way through one and said "OHHHHH THEIR GAY!!!!!*

MadNavigator · Post by **MadNavigator** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:11 pm

I still ponder which is dangerous...

Yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre?

Or yelling "GIRLS! HOT YAOI ACTION!" in a crowded anime convention hall?

(Yaoi doujin vendors calling out their wares in the Dealer Room notwithstanding)

Unlimited Rice · Post by **Unlimited Rice** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:23 pm

maybe i should send an amv entry to a convention using my REAL first name.. "Nghia" and if i won something.. i'd wonder how they'd pronounce my name

*please.. not niggahiya...

*