funny anime questions

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:59 am

A: If my 83 year old grandmother, who can't even see me from 5 feet away can still have a liscense, anyone can pass

Q: What kinda crack was Gainax on when they made FLCL, cause I want some

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:18 am

A: Pixy Stix dust laced with Green Fairy... mmm... Green Fairy~...

Q: Exactly how much hair gel does Vegeta use, anyway?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:48 am

A. roughly enough for the entire backstreet boys.

Q. who'd win a doughnut eating contest between Goku, Vash T.S and Aisha Clan-Clan?

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:26 am

A: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE 3rd ANNUAL DONUT EATING CONTEST! WE HAVE THREE FINALISTS LEFT! GOKU, VASH THE STAMPEDE, AND AISHA CLAN-CLAN!

READY!

GO!

AND THEY'RE OFF! EVERYONE IS OFF TO A FAST START BUT...

WAIT... JUST A SECOND!!! VASH'S FACE IS TURNING BLUE!! ONLY 57 DONUTS IN AND HE'S PASSED OUT!! IT'S TWO LEFT!

GOKU AND AISHA ARE NECK AND NECK!!!

OH NO!!! AISHA IS GOING BERSERK!! SHE'S EATEN SO MUCH THAT SHE HAS TO LET THE EXCESS ENERGY OUT! PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING IN TERROR AS...

:CLONG:

...AND GOKU HAS JUST KOed AISHA CLAN-CLAN WITH A FIST TO THE HEAD!!! GOKU IS THE WINNER WITH 893 DONUTS EATEN!!!

.........

....WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WILL THERE BE DESSERT?"!

Q: In a battle, who would win? The Prince of the Cosmos and his Katamari or all of the Eva units put together?

~Otaku-Man

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:30 am

A: Prince Katamari, but his dad was too wasted that night and accidentally knocked all of the stars out of the sky, The Evas are now the moon, along with Godzilla, a rainbow, and Thor.

Q: When will people stop asking about Vash's hair? The answer is always the same!!!!

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:31 am

GGGrrrrrr. I said Prince Katamari, now I feel stupid.

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:29 pm

A: When the hair gel industry stops paying us.

Q: Why is it that in aircraft battles between two main characters, they can't the broadside of battleship? (ahem, Macross Plus, ahem)

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:30 pm

Can't hit the broadside of a battleship.

(I need a hug

)

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:35 pm

A: DAMMIT! If you didn't play too much Gradius, I would have shot you by now!

ME play too much Gradius!? YOU play too much Gradius! I would have killed you a million times over. NOW HOLD STILL DAMMIT!

Q: If you could drop A-Ko Kotobuki into a chamber filled with something other than woman's underwear, what would it be?

~Otaku-Man

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:47 pm

A : Mens' underwear.

Q : What if anime characters changed their clothes and hair every day like normal people do? Would we get confused and not know which character was which?