What Anime Characters Would Never Say

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Post by LenWidleheyt » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:35 pm

godix wrote:Shinji - Hey Asuka, can I borrow your dildo?
Best fscking quote in this entire forum, and no two ways about it.

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AZUMANGA DAIOH
Yukari-sensei: "You win..."
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EXCEL SAGA
Hyatt: "Hello, 911? I'm terribly sorry to disturb you, but I'm having a bit of a medical emergency here..." *coughs a gallon of blood*
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IKKITOUSEN
Sonsaku Hakufu: "These school uniforms really need longer skirts!"
Hakufu's mother: "I wish I was a lesbian."
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MAZE
Rapier: "Bring on the young men in uniform!!"
Maze to Mill: "OK, I'll sleep with you on the condition that you stop saying 'Ukyu.'"
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Post by EmilLang1000 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:38 pm

LenWidleheyt wrote:Hakufu's mother: "I wish I was a lesbian."
Naota's dad: You mean you wish you WERE a lesbian, because gramatically...

Sorry... couldn't resist :twisted:
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Post by OtakuMan22 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:50 pm

Now THAT was genius! Kudos on the reference man! :D

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Post by ` Jax » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:53 pm

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Post by OtakuMan22 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:58 pm

Okay, YES I'm double posting, my bad, but after I posted this one, an idea came into my head and gestated for.... pbbbbb... 8 to 10 seconds... and then THIS popped out:

*music starts playng*

Asuka: "I wish I was a lesbian..."
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Chii: "...and not a hetero!"
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Mihoshi: "I wouldn't have to deal with men..."
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Lina: "...and all their come and go!"
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Ling-Ling: "And I wouldn't have to deal..."
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Lain: "...with all that stupid MA-KIS-MO!"
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Kaname: "GOD, I HATE that MAKISMO!"
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Lime: "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Akane: "I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN..."
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Ryoko: "...AND NOT A HETERO!"
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Koara Suu: "Blablablablablablablablablablabla...!"
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Post by The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:24 pm

ook :shock: ....

here's more

Tenchi: Hey girls 8-) ....what say we go back to my room and have one great big orgy?
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Vash: That's it I'm tired of saving all these people, I'm going on a killing spree! :twisted:
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Integral: Vampires...Humans.... Can't we all just get along?!?!?
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Celes: Master, are my boobs too big?
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Kenshin: Sano! What are you doing to poor Yahiko!? And why is he moaning...? :shock: (yes I know its nasty but I don't care)
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Gene: Aisha will you take off that stupid cat girl outfit, it's starting to get annoying.
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Post by Kitsuner » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:31 pm

Kintaro Oe: Learning sucks...

Tina Foster: Why would I want to fondle your boobs?

Sanzo: Let's all pray before we eat...
Goku: ...but I'm not hungry
Gojyo: ...and isn't there anything non-alchoholic to drink? Hey, where's my Nicorette gum?

Sai: ...but, Hikaru, Go is so boring! Can't we go to the arcade instead?

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV: Hello, this is the Microsoft Tech Support Hotline, how may I help you?

Tamahome: Hey, money isn't everything.

Gohan: I hate my dad. Shinji, you're so lucky to have such a nice father.

Shikamaru: C'mon, guys, let's give it 110%!

Ayame Sohma: What kind of freak wears women's clothing?

Kiyo: Hey, Zatch, let's go play!
Zatch: Go away, I'm busy!

Alucard: Oh, yeah, Count Chocula's a close personal friend of mine.

Winry Rockbell: Only guys make good mechanics...

Ryouga: See? I told you I didn't need a map!

Naraku: Beekeeping is for losers.

Hiei: Haha, I'm shorter than you are!
Ed Elric: No way! I'm shorter!
Hiei: Nuh uh!
Ed: Yes huh!

Luffy: Anybody wanna buy a straw hat?

Sanji: ...and then we kick it up a notch: BAM!

Sakaki: I detest cats :evil:

Excel: Man, I need to get some Ritalin or something...

Milly Thompson: Hey, Meryl, stop fooling around; there's serious work to be done!

Lupin: Fujiko, put your clothes back on!

Kevin Caldwell: I've decided to unretire and make AMVs again!
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Post by Bardiel13 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:12 pm

Naruto: Hey hey! Let's go kenka suru! Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so let's fighting... Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
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Alucard: Guns are for pansies!
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Any Hentai Girl: Did you bring protection? (Hehe, i just had to rephrase my last one)
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What I wish was said:
Miroku: Actually, I'm only a frair
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Heero Yuy: I think we're gonna get along just fine, Souske...
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Post by LenWidleheyt » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:17 am

DRAGON HALF

Mink: "Dick Saucer is, like, just soooo five minutes ago, you know?"

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Mink (about Dick Saucer): "Could he, like, BE any more... gay?"

AZUMANGA DAIOH

Kaorin: "Sakaki-san, let's go somewhere private after school and I'll show you what 'cute' is all about."

Sakaki-san: "KILL THE CATS!! KILL THEM ALL!!! MWUAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
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Post by Millenear » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:43 am

Tamahome: Look, we've decided to go with another Suzaku priestess, Miaka. You're too much of a pain in the ass.

Hotohori: You're right, Nuriko! I am hideous!


Hyatt: No, I don't need any assistance at all, Watanabe. In fact, I'm the new step aerobics teacher.

Menchi: I can't *wait* to see that blonde girl again!!

Excel: Oh, isn't AJ from the Backstreet Boys the hottest!? That's why I gave up on Ilpallazzo...

Dr. Muraki I feel pretty, oh sooo pretty..

Alucard: Y'know what, Anderson? I'm pretty goddam sick of getting beat up all the time during foreplay.
Anderson: Och, and what the hell d'ya call thees hole in me forehead? A love tap?

Shuichi: Shove it Yuki. You know I've just been with you to get into your sister's pants.
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