It's red and white and cold 70% of the time

SpPANDA · Post by **SpPANDA** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:36 pm

CANADIAN?!

i think this is the 14th thread dedicated to canadian amv makers.

i think i'll start my own thread now.

TekkaRepliroid Zero · Post by **TekkaRepliroid Zero** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 6:54 am

We're getting popular, YAY... sorta, this getting kinda odd that the topic is coming up so much.

rurouni_trelane · Post by **rurouni_trelane** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:17 am

(WARNING! JOKE POST!)

<starts singing>
o/~ Oh I wish I was back in old Canada
A land which I never shall lampoon
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba
And the beauty that is Saskatoon (sp?)

Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur
As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots
I would learn that he's the Prime Minister

Oh I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings
Alanis Morrissette, Mike Meyers, too
No I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me
Oh Canada, you're a place I must eschew

Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island
And going on to bomb Ontario
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture
Is by far my favorite scenario

Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
With countries far superior to it?
Why you lousy stupid brancophonic bacon-loving bastards
Your country's just a giant piece of..... <singing comes to a halt as all of a-m-v.org's canadian members summarily BEAT DOWN rurouni>

(song courtesy of Mystery Science Theater 3000)
(apologies to all canadians, I really don't not like canada, it's a beautiful country, but this song is just too damn funny)

evil lady fire · Post by **evil lady fire** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:31 am

I'm CANADIAN!!! Woohoo, I live in Ontario ^.^

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 12:05 pm

Canada=cold=Boo!
Florida=hot=Yay!

TekkaRepliroid Zero · Post by **TekkaRepliroid Zero** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 5:37 pm

cold=snow=fun - YAY!
florida=hot=burn=pain - BOO!

silver_moon · Post by **silver_moon** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:03 pm

No offense meant to any Americans in the following post (this came from a real commercial that hyped a Canadian beer company, Molson Canadian) Canadians should find this funny...

Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader
I don't live in an igloo or eat flubber or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American,
And I pronounce it "about", not "aboot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.

I believe in peace-keeping, not policeing,
Diversity, not assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL!

A touque is a hat!
A chesterfield IS a couch,
And it is pronounced "Zed", not "Zee", "ZED"!

Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockey,
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
My name is JOE! And
I AM CANADIAN!

*cheers in the background from audience*

-thank you!-

I downloaded the commercial off KaZaA, it's hilarious^_^ I like the beaver commercial too...

Again, no offense meant to any Americans^_^

professor_stampede · Post by **professor_stampede** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:39 pm

I don't see how Americans would take offense to that... I found it quite amusing. ^^ Besides, Americans always crack jokes about Canadians, why shouldn't Canadians crack jokes about Americans? Like... "Hey! Look at me! I'm a hillbilly! And there are hillbillies in America. Ha! Ha. Ha..." Or something like that.

Either way, I'm quite comfortable here in central California. Ah... 106 degree goodness...

Rurouni K · Post by **Rurouni K** » Fri Jul 12, 2002 8:11 pm

I am candian from albert aof course if you read all the other threds with the topic then you know ,

AND has well..........

MY name is JOE and I am Canadian!!!!!