What Anime Characters Would Never Say

[greenrider85]

rei- asuka i love you!!!
ritsuko- i am a lesbian misato will you go out with me?
sakura(ccs)- yukito sucks!

[Sai urishimo]

Shino: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!! IM ALLERGIC TO BUGS!!
Gaara: I feel like lovin' today!!!
pikachu:Misty Misty!
Hinata:I love you...OROCHIMARU!!!!
Kiba:Im a cat person.
Don patch:I'LL KILL YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!
Naruto:Sasukes my role model.
Bobobo-bo bo-bobo:FIST OF THE LEFT KIDNEY!!!

[JClubNumberOne]

[quote="HatsuharusAngel"]already posted before but i thought of some more

Ash(pokemon)-...ok thats IT!!this has been going on for 10 years people!! I QUIT!!i'm not catching anymore pokemon i mean theres like 100000000 of them now and i've only caught like 30!!




is all I need to say.

[JClubNumberOne]

Naruto
Garaa-My Phychyatrist (hope I spelled it right) was right! All I needed to do to eliminate my anger and lust to kill all of man kind; was to find a relationship with someone. Oh Neji...

Bobobo
Bobobo- What a nice, normal day.

DBZ
Goku- Eh; maybe I'll wait for being the hero after resting my stomach from all that eating. It's not like anyone needs me. Besides, that one Freiza guy seems like an angel! (in thought) He is a guy, right?

[gaaratard]

Hi, I'm new. Just thought this thread looked fun...

"Naruto"

Sasuke- I love you, Sakura-chan.

Gaara- Where's my ice cream?! I ordered ice cream!

Sakura- Lee-kun, come here and gimme a smooch!

"InuYasha"

Kilala (spelled right?)- Woof!

Naraku- InuYasha... I need a hug.

Sesshomaru- Hey little bro, wanna get some pizza or somethin?

[Sai urishimo]

Ash:Misty your a freak and Pikachu, go back to your own Kind!!!
naruto:Shikamaru, your an idiot and I hate you!
Orochimaru:I hate snakes.
Sakura:your hot Naruto!
Inuyasha:Im a little kitty! PET ME!! PET ME!!

[HatsuharusAngel]

....thought you got rid of me huh??well i'm posting again!!muahahaha!

Misty(pokemon)-you guys will never believe this but...i can't swim

Edward elric-*at a height awareness group*Hello i'm edward elric and...i'm SHORT!!*everyone applauds*

Lieutenant havoc-i'm quitting smoking*everyone laughs*..REALLY!!

Yami-Yugi-..i live in a huge upside down gold pyramid thing on a little boys neck and help him win trading card battles...i used to be a pharroh...what happened to me!?!?!?!?!?!?

Shino-...PLEASE SOMEONE GET SOME BUG SPRAY!!!!!I NNNEEEDDDD BUG SPRAY!!!

joey(yugioh)-HOW MANY CARDS DOES YUGI HAVE IN HIS STUPID DECK?!?!?IN EVERY DUEL HE ALWAYS WINS WITH SOME TOTTALLY AWESOME CARD NO ONE KNEW HE HAD!!!JEEZ YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE THOUGHT OF STRANGLING THAT LITTLE... *everyone stares at joey*I mean...isn't yugi the greatest friend ever??*nervous laugh*

[Toecutter]

Again, like before, these are based on movie quotes.

Black Lagoon

Revy: "Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island."

Rock: "It's only an island if you look at it from the water."

Revy: "That makes a lot of sense."

Evangelion

Misato: "Guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

Full Metal Panic!

Captain Testarosa: "Alright, who did it? Who did it? You're gong to stand sweating at those battle stations until someone confesses! It's an insult to the honor of this ship! The symbol of our cargo record has been destroyed, and I'm going to find out who did it if it takes all night!"

[kango67]

Angel Sanctuary:
Setsuna= sis i dont wanna save you

Naruto:
Naruto= i dont really wanna become hokage anymore

Love Hina:
Keitarou= hey Narusegawa let me punch you

Magikano:
(cant remember boys name)= sis will you hit me w/ that hammer some more

[sasuke2468]

already posted before but i thought of some more

Ash(pokemon)-...ok thats IT!!this has been going on for 10 years people!! I QUIT!!i'm not catching anymore pokemon i mean theres like 100000000 of them now and i've only caught like 30!!




is all I need to say.

is that why he's not in the new series anymore? XD


Gaara: Lee's my best friend... you're all my best friends! ^^ big hugs all around!
Goku: No.... no more food i'm full....