What Anime Characters Would Never Say

[Toecutter]

Because NO ONE has had the brainstorm to put this down yet:

Evangelion

•Shinji (to Rei): "Rei, if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!" (Ghostbusters(1984)

xD One of the best lines in the whole movie!

Brilliant x3

Now, if only the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man would make a guest appearence on Evangelion. x3

But doesn't he (in the form of Lillith?).

And because someone finally got that one... here's another:

Evangelion

•Shinji (to Hikari): "It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into a tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off."

•Toji: ...

•Shinji: "What's the matter?"

•Toji: "Not hungry anymore."

•Shinji: "Give it here!"

-Mad Max(1979)

[hikage-sama]

Sesshomaru : Hahahahaha !

Zaraki Kenpachi : Not only power matter during fight.

Hatake Kakashi : I better speed up or i'm gonna be late.

[Denkyufan]

Belldandy: Die Dangit Die *while stomping on a cockroach*

Keichi: Hey Belldandy? Where's my issue of Playboy? I hope you didn't throw it out.

Ray (Ray; the Animation): So will you be paying for this surgery out of pocket or insurance?

[MaximoffZero]

Hey I didn't have time to read through this entire 28-page thread, so I'm sorry if any of these were already taken:

Edward Elric: "I support our troops!"

Rushuna Tendo [Grenadier]: "Yes, I wear a 34B."

Cloud Strife: "~Smile, darn ya, smile/You know this whole world is a great world after all!~" [Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988]

Tohru Honda: "F*CK You!"

[Sai urishimo]

All I can say is read my posts or die!

Naruto: I just had an idea!!!!!

Sasuke:I love Neji

Sakura:Naruto I never noticed how wavy your hair is.

Orochimaru:The akatsuki seems cooler... I'll join them!

Itachi:I'M A BARBIE GIRL!

[Millenear]

Tohru: Where are you going, Yuki?
Yuki: Gotta pick up some dewormer *snicker*



Kyo: Just a few more mouse traps and I'll have that little bastard..

[garhunt05]

Ichigo: I challenge you
Naruto: say what?
Ichigo: You hear me i challenge you to to a duel to see who is the better shounen character!
Naruto: hmp you staned no chance
Sakura:ohh what a hottie
sauseke:

[trinigal]

Hollow Ichigo:I just wanna be your friend Ichigo~

Byakuya: "Screw that pride of being a noble crap. TOGA PARTY!"

I'm so bored

[Bakadeshi]

Haruhi: "I love you kyon."
Kyon: "I love you haruhi."
Yuki: Anything in a simple clear and easily understood manner.
Ayu: Anything without the sound "Agyuu" after it. -- "I hate tayaki."
Makoto: "I hate pork buns."
Yagami Light: "What? He was actually innocent? My bad."
Allen walker : "Die bastard Akuma Die!!!! I'll Kill you alll!!!!"
Yuu (D-grayman): good job allen.
Miranda (D-grayman): "I have full confidence in my usefulness and abilities."

[freddy12354]

Rose (Gunsliger girl) : Get out of my face Henrietta, dont want to see you more ...

Henrietta: All right then, fuck off ...

Rose: I sure will

Henrietta: Fine

Rose: Fine