What is your most Feminine/Masculine characteristic?

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:07 pm

If your male, what is your most feminine trait? If your female, what is your most masculine trait? If your a weird amalgamation of both, write a Spencerian sonnet for this thread.

I love buying shoes. I also love to LISTEN to other people gossip but I don't gossip, myself.

/fag

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:37 pm

Embarassing though it might be, I think I have nearly as many feminine characteristics as masculine ones.

To stereotype, I actually love the characteristic feminine chit-chat. I can talk about nothing for hours and hours and hours, which last I checked is not something that men tend to do. I also like good color combinations. And flowers.

Also, I cook. And do laundry and dishes.

At a certain point, I also learned sewing and embroidering. Fortunately for The Man in me, I had forgotten it.

To put things on the other side -
My most masculine trait is my way of dealing with insults. I either ignore them or, if repeated long enough, punch people in the face or spit at them. No exceptions, fuckers!

downwithpants · Post by **downwithpants** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:44 pm

i have very smooth skin >_>
and i enjoy wearing jewelry

and i get warm and fuzzy inside when i see puppies or kittens :3

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:03 pm

most of my hobbies and interestes are considered "male" hobbies and interests... though it seems more and more girls these days are into some of those things...

i donno if its "masculine" or not but i cant stand wearing jewlry or too much make-up, it irritates me... especially rings or things that go on my hands... i have no nails nor can i grow them out as they would literally bug the crap out of me...

YouTube · Post by **Kionon** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:34 pm

NO SONNETS FOR YOU.

My most stereotypically masculine trait is probably that I love cars. I love working on them especially. I had a lot of fun times tearing apart my civic and putting it back together.

BMW still has a partial warranty and is a lot more complicated so I don't want to touch it. :/

godix · Post by **godix** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:48 pm

My most female trait is that I wear bra and silk lacy underwear.

My most masculine trait is that bras and silk lacy underwear turns me on.

Oh, I also like lying about things for the humor value of it. Like I just did above. I'm not sure if that's a female trait or a male trait though.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:47 pm

All of them. I'm utterly unrecognizable as female. But probably the least girly thing is that I'm not an attention whore. I don't have that need for people to notice me and praise me all the time. I don't play mindgames or act like a baby to get what I want. Basically I talk and think like a boy, which comes off very different from a girl trying to talk like a boy to seem "edgy" - that's okay, but this is not. Gets right on people's nerves. But I honestly can't help it.

(To illustrate: Recently a friend confused the fuck out of me at the end of a night out by glaring at her boyfriend and saying his name over and over. I was like WTF? Are you two psychic? She finally burst out, "What, am I supposed to just come out and say 'I'm tired, I'd like to go home now'?" Uh... yeah? I don't speak Girl, I guess. Maybe my momma never taught me right.

)

Most feminine, I adore sewing and like to cook. But not in that 50s-style way. I like cooking with people and for people, but I don't regard it as my sacred duty or anything. I also love puppies, and have gotten to like kittens, although I don't have that automatic melt reaction about babies.

That makes me feel like a broken human being sometimes, but I can't help that either. I'm not going to have kids, so at least it won't be a personal problem.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:48 pm

godix wrote:Oh, I also like lying about things for the humor value of it. Like I just did above. I'm not sure if that's a female trait or a male trait though.

Male. Girls lie to make people like them; guys lie because it's fun.

jade_eyed_angel · Post by **jade_eyed_angel** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:55 pm

yuri turns me on? O:

godix · Post by **godix** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:00 pm

jade_eyed_angel wrote:yuri turns me on? O:

Why? Seriously, I never understood why people got turned on by two members of the opposite sex making out. I mean when I see lesbian porn this is what goes through my mind: "Oh baby, look at those two hot chicks. Making out. With each other. Which means they're homosexual. So I don't have a prayer of fucking either one of them. Damn I'm depressed now."